imagine snuffy being drafted into a war. he has to go through basic training with all the humans and sleep outside in the freezing cold because he can’t fit in the barracks. of course he can’t make it through the obstacle course. and don’t even get me started on his poor hand-eye coordination. he doesnt even have hands
The joy in learning German really comes from figuring out for yourself the incredibly complex ideas that can be expressed in a single compounded word. We have word compounds in English, yes, but none that rival those of German.