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I found that on the road today

1 month ago · Jun 9,2014
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delph0x:

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

see obama has his shit together

2 months ago · May 23,2014 via thealpacalypse (source geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr)
3 months ago · Apr 11,2014
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pokeswaps:

Real Talk

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via kindofdistracting (source pokeswaps)
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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via crandrapple (source pansexualfacts)
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thegobletofsexualtension:

*sweats nervously* 

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via general-westergaard (source meme4u)
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whiteboyfriend:

NPR posted an article with a title asking why people don’t read anymore, but the content was just an April Fools joke. Then people started to embarrass themselves.

(gawker)

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via scyf (source whiteboyfriend)
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histerrier:

together forever

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via transuzusanageyama (source histerrier)
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emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via scyf (source emmiebar5)
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kateordie:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

I freaked out about seeing this commercial when I was in Florida - I don’t watch much TV back home, so things really stand out, but I ran around the room in a giddy haze. I remember telling my friend Marsha, verbatim, “this is so wonderful and people are going to hate it SO MUCH.”

I was right. And they handled it perfectly.

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via crandrapple (source sizvideos)
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3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via softdespair (source keiifuu)
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chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via martymchellafly (source chotheho)
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fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
me:image

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via skenggg (source fratghost2point0-deactivated201)
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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via coachukai (source disregardwomen-deactivated20130)
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3 months ago · Apr 6,2014 via general-westergaard (source nyehs-deactivated20140525)